It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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