He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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