This girl is more easily done than said...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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