she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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