i used baking grease as lip gloss
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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