I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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