He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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