Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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