so explain again why im purple
no
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
How external is "for external use only"?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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