Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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