Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Just pee around me
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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