Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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