So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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