She is in my trunk
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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