why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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