: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We're too hungover to prance.
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