and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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