YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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