If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize