I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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