Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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