I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
babies were throwing up all over the place
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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