didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Tell her she can't have a vagina
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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