I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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