I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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