What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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