he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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