i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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