I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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