ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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