Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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