I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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