Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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