I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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