I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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