How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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