Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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