i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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