they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize
