Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Hippo gnu deer
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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