your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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