that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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