Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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