Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
