we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you will always have a special place in my vag
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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