No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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