yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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