Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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