is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i think i scared a bird with my dick
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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