At least make sure they are 18
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My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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