Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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