so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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