Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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