Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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