I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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