Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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